{"id":8159,"date":"2010-02-06T10:36:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T09:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/?p=8159"},"modified":"2010-02-06T10:36:44","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T09:36:44","slug":"god-and-the-scientist-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/?p=8159","title":{"rendered":"God and the Scientist by ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Palaka das: God and the Scientist By ?<\/p>\n<p>God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to him, &#8220;Lord, we don&#8217;t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, is that so? Tell me,&#8221; replies God.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says the scientist, &#8220;we can take dirt and form it into your likeness and breathe life into it, thus creating man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, that&#8217;s interesting. Show me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh no, no, no,&#8221; interrupts God. &#8220;Get your own dirt.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Palaka das: God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to him, &#8220;Lord, we don&#8217;t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.&#8221;<!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dandavats.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}